Who Needs Termites?

Ollie has been eating the furniture.
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I had noticed the corners of coffee tables and cabinets missing.  They were chewed, rather then bumped into.  I knew that I hadn't done it.

I realized what was happening one day when I caught him in the act, totally brazen.  I've got scratching posts and climbing trees situated throughout the house.  This has not  stopped them from tearing tufts out of the rugs, either.   Each morning I get off shift and find more piles.  It looks like somebody has not only sheared a sheep, but gathered the wool and bundled it into a ball of yarn.

So, not only do I have this shrunken down black panther living with me.  Now it's like a rabbit has taken up residence.