SEND HER PACKING

I am not a sports fan, but I must admit that I am cheering David Beckham on. Go team! It's the principle of the matter. Everybody knows the story by now of how a woman who claims to be a $10,000 a night callgirl sold her story to "In Touch" Magazine. (I had planned on blogging about this when it first happened, but I had the pings on my computer which sounded like a pinball machine. Operation Aborted, as Internet Explorer could not open the site). Anyways, this lady purports to having trysted with David Beckham in a New York hotel. I think her story is about as false as her eye colour, cleavage, lips and those stencilled on eyebrows of hers.

`````To be frank, I am not surprised that somebody like her has crawled out of the proverbial swamp. There was money to be made and she caught the scent. After all, she'd just witnessed a number of other ladies sell their stories about Tiger Woods. Another hooker, or excuse me, V.I.P. party hostess, managed to get herself a fancy penthouse and hush money out of the deal.

`````I guess she didn't think he'd fight back. I suppose I care because there's probably not a woman out there who hasn't been subjected to false speculation or innuendo of a sexual nature at some point. It's embarrassing and it is unwarranted. It may be started by a bored or jealous female coworker. You know...."She got the job because she's dating the boss." Sometimes, the lie is spread by a guy who wants to further his reputation. The feeling of outrage and lack of control is horrible. There's that hope that nobody believes the nonsense and that you're not being discussed behind your back. Face it; a woman's stock goes down if she's talked about in such a fashion while a guy gets high fives.

`````It's pathetic when this goes on in highschool, but to some degree, that's the mindset of many a sixteen year old male. Little kids have imaginary friends; these losers have imaginary naked friends. But, there are actually morons out there who continue to engage in this nonsense well into their twenties and thirties. It's bad form to kiss and tell, but when it never happened in the first place, you start to skirt the territory of stalkerville.

`````I once knew a man in his thirties who had the nerve to suggest that he'd slept with a friend of mine. This was after she had turned him down many times. But, to address it would only make the rumour seem true. Another individual that I knew insisted that that he had "gone out" with a woman I was acquainted with. He went around and told people this, somehow oblivious to the fact that she was not his type. Absolutely not his type---she was a lesbian.

`````I really hope that the I.R.S. (Internal Revenue Service and not the terrorist group), was paying attention to the hooker's claims. At the very least, you know she got paid for this story. But, if she was making as much money at night as she claims, you better hope she filed her taxes properly. That's how they nailed Heidi Fleiss and Al Capone when all was said and done.

`````If she then admits, as I suspect, that she really didn't earn that amound of cash per night, she will be proved a liar. Then, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if she lies about one thing, she's going to lie about the other.

`````I always found it suspect that she came up with that number (the ten thousand). After all, it was that amount, $10,000, that Linda Evangelista needed to drag her ass out of bed in the morning. That quote created quite the stir and it was oft repeated. I think the hooker stole it.

`````Incidentally, models have been purchased for sex by rich oilmen. Perhaps they'd pay that amount for a high class, famous model, but not for this woman. She looks like typical Eastern European bad news; the kind that'll sell your information on the side after she's dealt with you. Hello identity theft.

`````When they're done nailing her for tax evasion, what about slander? That's a crime in many jurisdictions. Then find out if they can send her packing back to where she came from. Who needs a felon over here. There's enough that are born and bred on this continent. Make an example out of her.

`````Yes. Team Beckham all the way. Incidentally, one would have thought that she would have purchased some expensive under garments with all that money she made. I understand that Agent Provacateur has some nice items (not that I can afford them).

`````By the way, this disgusting lady had the nerve to countersue David Beckham for defending himself. She felt that she suffered at his hands when she was served with papers. That's akin to us being served with papers and sued for damages if we take somebody to task in court for assaulting us or damaging our property. This woman has no shame. But then really, would you expect her to? The nonsense with these hookers/bimbos/trash making money from people has got to stop. Please stop rewarding them by giving them their own reality shows.