The Thirty Pound Cat (and he's all mine)

I know...I know.  I'm giving a cat update, as the beasts used to have some fans.  Chester has, alas, gained more weight.  In fact, were I living in the United Kingdom, he would tie with the record holder.  I had to translate what two  stone something meant, and it equaled thirty pounds.  The Daily Mail informed me that the fattest cat in England had the same weight as mine.  As Chester has short hair, it isn't as obvious.  I never meant for it to happen, but he's a rescue and won't stop eating.  He's still lovable.